are you perspiring from the irony?

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pushing on for that horizon

 

I guess a 6” heel isn’t that practical

I guess a 6” heel isn’t that practical

Got to say hi to this little dude though, I think he remembered us

Got to say hi to this little dude though, I think he remembered us

Visited the babies at petsmart and they were too sleepy to say hi :(

Visited the babies at petsmart and they were too sleepy to say hi :(

jeffreestar:

ohhhhhh lawd!! new @anastasiabeverlyhills #MayaMia palette is gorgeous!!! πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™ that #aqua shade just might be my new best friend…

jeffreestar:

ohhhhhh lawd!! new @anastasiabeverlyhills #MayaMia palette is gorgeous!!! πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™ that #aqua shade just might be my new best friend…

damianmcgintleman:

frenearden:

The only thing funnier than a pun is the look of utter disappointment, hatred, and/or disbelief from the people around you

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me: whats your opinion on tampons

little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings

me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys

little brother: why

me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina

little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those

me:

little brother:

me: that is a fantastic point