October 2008
if you could use a voodoo doll to hurt/mess with anyone you want, would you?
“Apparently I’m good enough to sleep with but not good enough to stay...”
– Man sitting at a table across from me
Seriously. First date. The woman looks terrified. How can some people be so in the dark about things? I think talking about the SRS, your two divorces, your family court appearances, your issues with your last relationships and the live in boytoys of your exes...
Quick-text option on Google...
You know how Google will finish your sentence with popular searches when you’re typing in a question? Their suggestions are hilarious.
What happens if you get….
caught with a fake id
scared half to death twice
too much calcium
a dui
too much iron
pregnant while on the pill
pregnant with an iud
evicted
caught with weed
bit by a black widow
i have a craigslist.com obsession. i don’t actually buy or post things, i just read the personals. they’re so interesting. some people are bonafide creeps, some sound lonely, some curious, some just putting themselves out there. i love reading the “missed you”s, i secretly hope one of them will be about me.
HAHA! omg what was the dude from “The Pickup Artist” wearing tonight?? A fucking medieval dress?
My New Life Plan
I’ve been reassessing my life and goals. The new plan I’ve worked up might sound utterly ridiculous, but at this point, I’ve just got to do enough to get by so I can enjoy myself instead of being miserable with every aspect of my life.
Finish college this summer with a basic Lib Art Associates degree
Save up money and buy a new car and new insurance plan
Get a job in an office...
“Why does Garry always dance when women are around?????”
– said by me, line by ryan. aren’t we silly.
it’s been so long since i’ve had a friday off, i need to get out of the house and live it up. but, i’ll prob sit around doing laundry and nothingness until 6pm anyway. pooo.
happy: new laptop is awesome
sad: wireless signal is nearly non-existent
maybe someday, like the stars aligning, all my technological devices will coordinate and work in sync, just to humor me.
NEW COMPUTER NEW COMPUTER NEW COMPUTER NEW COMPUTER NEW COMPUTER NEW COMPUTER NEW COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:)
“Rock and roll don’t come from your brain!! It comes from your crotch!”
– Freaks and Geeks. <3
Ohmanohmanohmanohman i’m loving this show, how had i not heard of it before?
“Well there won’t be snow in Africa this Christmas time, the greatest gift...”
– “Do They Know It’s Christmas Time” by Band Aid
Well.. they prob don’t know it’s Christmas time yet, because it’s not.. but who can resist this song?
i’m getting a new laptop tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! congratulationssssssssssss to ME.
making other people spend money makes me feel good
even though i third-partied this shit, i got 40 people to donate a $1 to the Vermont Children’s Hospital/Children’s Miracle Network at work today, and it makes me feel good to make a difference.
my eyes burn
my laptop crashed. i revived it. it doesn’t recognize my internet card. if anyone knows how to fix that, pleaseeee tell me. anyway. i have hardly been on the internet in the past month, and today i had a chance to catch up a bit.
2 hrs going through everything i missed on my dashboard. my eyes are in severe pain. on the bright side, i would be shopping right now, spending money i...
rulesformyunbornson:
REQUIRED LISTENING: Elvis...
