November 2008
“keep my fingers crossed now
everything is wrong
nothing ever goes according to...”
thank god for these hc shades
they hid my bawling when my brother walked through the living room. i knew i was wearing them indoors for a reason.
i’m having a life crisis.
i cannot fucking continue like this. i’m living in static. i’m failing school, fucking community college, who the fuck fails community college, a loser. and i hate my job. and my family is just trying to hold me back, keep me from “making mistakes”, or doing what i want. they know whats best for me, graduate with a shit degree, work some...
“jesus. that must be what doing C.P.R. is like. you do it for ten minutes and...”
– me to my mom, after plunging the toilet for a million years
cookingwithcum.com →
extrafirmhold:
“Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist.” This is amazing. I totally just blew a load reading this. BRB, making quiche.
yesterday...
“Show Me You’re Alive” by Young...
this weekend. oh man.
funfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfun!!!!!!
don't ever try to give me directions
c: where are you?
m: umm...
c: what's around you?
m: a tree.
c: fuck you mandy.
“your presence is present enough”
– lovurrr girl
RIP
11/20/2008DONNA MARIE DEMAG Aug. 29, 1948 - Nov. 17, 2008 ENGLEWOOD, Fla. / ESSEX, Vt. — Donna Marie Demag went to be with our Lord on Nov. 17, 2008. She was surrounded by her family and friends and left this world in the manner she lived it, with grace and dignity. She was born on Aug. 29, 1948, the daughter of Joseph and Connie Trombley (nee Ashton). Donna is survived by her devoted and caring...
i thought i would be your pick
maybe i’m being delusional. but i thought i’d be the one. this stings more than i expected. whatever. he doesn’t even really like y’all anyway.
idk. my feelings are a bit hurt. i’m being stupid.
fuck.
i never wanna hear another word about phil collins/peter gabriel/genesis EVER in my whole life.
its weird that i can feel so happy, and then so sad at the same time. i can’t figure out which one is supposed to win.
I NEED HELP!
for real, this isn’t just a lame cry for help.
firefox won’t let me log in to tumblr, or blackboard (my college’s website thing), and its because of the cookies i think?
please help me fix this.
“just say to her “fuck it, you missed the cleanliness!”
– Me.
Katie has a new roommate moving in, and when she first started bringing her stuff into the room this morning it was an embarassing mess because Katie hasn’t had a roommate for a month, so Katie decided to clean up. It has been tidy for close to 10 hours and the clock is ticking. If this...
“Barack Obama doesn’t have a six-pack, he has a fucking keg!!!”
– My best friend in the whole world (and she meant this as a compliment. she thinks he’s sexehh)
You know what I was thinking?
Sarah Palin could probably run for V.P. again if Spencer Pratt ever decides to try his hand at being El Presidento.
http://www.myspace.com/thesummerset →
The Summer Set cover “Love in This Club”. Awesome!! Absolutely my new fave.
its sad that i didn’t know it was Veteran’s Day until i went downtown and got to park for free
bio is trying to kill me right now.
it’s winning.
Ten things you wish you could say to 10 different people right now (don’t list names) 1. Do you really want to be my friend or do you just think i’m hella annoying? 2. Can this relationship work? 3. Don’t go away to real knowledge-college, you’ll be so far away and I’ll miss you too much. 4. Why are you doing this? To me, to yourself, to her? Approaching failure?...
why are people so mean? seriously. i just want to resolve things with people, even people i hardly ever see who don’t mean anything to me. but they can’t be decent enough to try, they just have to be all like “i’m not even bitchy to her!! hahahahahahahah WTF???? how is it her business?”
shut up. if you can’t say anything nice don’t say anything at all. I...
why are some people such drama mama’s about stuff thats not even really happening?
i know i have drama sometimes, but its part of my REALITY, not just some made-up-could-be-dream-world thing.
150 List..before I'm 30.
kateskute:
peterwknox:
yays:lickystickypicky:potterspoet:
Bold the ones you’ve done. 01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink 02. Swam with dolphins 03. Climbed a mountain 04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive 05. Been inside the Great Pyramid 06. Held a tarantula 07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone 08. Said “I love you” and meant it 09. Hugged a tree 10. Bungee jumped 11. Visited...
“take one step at a time, there’s no need to rush..”
– While i hate this song, i wish i could learn to act this way myself. i’m trying to rush through my late teens, rush into adulthood, and into more responsibility. maybe i should try to enjoy what i’ve got going on?
(nice idea, but i still hate where i am in life.)
i think i want a complete style makeover.
“i missed your skin while you were east, you clicked your heels and wished for me”
– “Northern Downpour” by Panic at the Disco
carlovely:
hear you sing - hello control
LISTEN...
“whats the deal with this pop life and when’s it gonna give out?”
– “Pop” by N*Sync.
Thanks Carly.
hourly check of craigslist “missed connections”:
still no one secretly pining after me. bummer.
i’m having a lonely day.
no one loves me. i’m not worth it.
:(
On my way to class. Don’t you hate when your socks slip off your feet inside a pair of boots? I do.
left over chinese and vh1
