December 2008
go ahead mom, read my blog
i don’t even care. i’m tired of being oppressed and stifled and treated like i am 7 years old. i am legally an adult, and when i’m home i’m treated like i’m a child. i go out in the “real world” and work a job for nearly 40 hours a week, i drive myself around, i make decisions, yet i come home and its back to “clean your room, be home by 9pm”....
is something actually going to work out in my favor?!
Where are the cookies?! I can’t remember!!!
- 56
Me: nsync songs keep coming up on my itunes as it shuffles through. idk what its trying to tell me
Boi: you just lost indie points with me :[ first starbucks, now this, you are breaking my heart
Me: jesus, i should just go rip all the jonas brothers posters off my wall and slit my wrists with them at the rate i'm going.
Boi: hahaha
someone please help me
where the fuck is my off switch?
i’m making a fool of myself.
cuz if it were elephants it's a whole other...
g: how big of a bottle of captain? gallon?
m: well it's only gonna be people
g: what?
must go to sprawlmart...
theabstract:
ugh… i need to leave the house and go to walmart for a few purchases but i just can’t bring myself to leave… ok i’m going… not now. now. or…. now.
DONT DO IT
i work there. today and tomorrow are absolute suicide.
:)
you know when you add someone on some friend website (myspace etc) and you go through their profile and you just feel attracted to their profile, like their pictures are cute, their “about me” blurb seems promising, their music/book/movie choices mesh with yours, you discover you have mutual friends, and you just LONG for them to talk to you, because you simply cannot talk to them...
Smell You Later
dearoldlove:
I bought your signature scent for my new guy. Sometimes I inhale deeply and pretend he’s you.
THIS WAS ME!!
so all anonymity is ruined, and this particular secret makes me seem pretty pathetic, but still. this was me!
Why is the walmart/home depot parking lot plowed better than 3/4 of the roads i took to get here??
Blah blah blah help me runaway
carlovely:
someone just called the shop and asked how private our tattoo rooms are. i told him the facts, individual rooms, each with a locking door & blinds on the windows. he proceeded to tell me “i’m well known, i want this to be private”.
who was i just talking to? i’m intrigued!
pete wentz
Watching the o.c. And cuddling with my dog!
mootpointer:
copycats:
“Baby Got Back” by John...
mootpointer:
copycats:
“Don’t Stop Believin’”...
going shopping!
no bloods, crips, or fangs?
person1: i have a feeling i'll probably be as far away from ____ as i can, cuz ______ will probably go and i don't really wanna see them all over each other. i'll probably hurl my emotions up
me: you can throw up emotions? like, in a non-gang sign way?
Perhaps it's Toxic Shock Stockholm China Syndrome?
michael: maybe i just blocked toby from my mind
dwight: ooh, interesting. continue.
michael: like someone who's molested, doesn't remeber it for years. toxic shock syndrome.
dwight: maybe its stockholm syndrome
pam: maybe it's china syndrome
michael: could be anyone of them, its a messed up world. but it's our messed up world.
kateskute:
thisbloghearsmyconfessions:
Holy Shit! Motocrossed is on TV?!
omg. this makes me feel old. i remember watching this.
AH! early 2000’s Disney was awesome!! I love this movie.
All pure coincidence?
bittercupcake:
lickystickypicky:
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both...
Around 7:30pm I innocently answer the phone at...
me: service desk?
stupid fucking teenage boy with nothing better to do: uhh hi.. do you sell condoms?
me: what?
sftbwnbtd: do you sell uhh.. condoms? (Lemme mention here, that he was trying to disguise his voice. poorly.)
me: umm... excuse me?
sftbwnbtd: this is walmart right?
me: yes..
sftbwnbtd: i'm looking for condoms, do you sell them?
me: yes we do have them
sftbwndbtd: what size? like.. whats the biggest size? (this is when i decided i no longer had to be polite because it definitely wasn't a real customer.)
me: CLICK.
do people really have nothing better to do than crank call walmart? seriously? come in dude, i'll show you the fucking biggest condom we have, i'll shove it right up your ass too.
me: you're smart, how do you spell the word "spasm", but the verb version. like "happening", but with the word spasm
katie: spasming i think. why are you writing about spasms?
me: my back has been having one all night and it fucking hurts. i'm glad you knew what word i meant haha.
katie: you're a real good explainer.
me: i detract my earlier statement, about said smartness
what are the chances i could become famous for nothing, like paris hilton?
trying to keep from going crazy. help!
i need to go to a chiropractor or get a back massage or something, theres a spot in my lower back on the right side that keeps spasming and i can’t twist or crack or bend enough to make it stop. in fact, those actions, along with moving, walking, and breathing, just seem to make it worse.
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February 5th- Secondhand Serenade, Meg and Dia, White Tie Affair, Rookie of the Year
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