July 2009
“okkkk rick the dick”
– sean, while we watched Fired Up
June 2009
“i was drunk and she looked cuterrrrrr!”
ryanhayden:
All Time Low - “Lost In Stereo” from...
so this is the end.
i will no longer speak my mind or talk about the specifics of my life.
now everyone can be happy.
about the picture i posted that got removed by...
guess what girls? if i found it on the website “scene sluts by state”, it probably means you’re a SCENE SLUT. sorry to break it to you. and calling me to complain about a funny picture i posted on my personal blog site is absolutely ridiculous. figures the only blonde in the group is the one to take such stupid action.
my mom keeps coming into my room and telling me how sad she is about billy mays dyinhg. gah.
r.i.p. mitra luce
i may not have known him long, but he was very close to people i love dearly, and i’m so sorry that something like this had to happen. from the moment he walked in to the moment he walked out, he was a smiling face in my world, and i will miss that.
HOLY FUCK BILLY MAYS IS DEAD.
jess: it never lets you go in the first time
me: that's what she said
“i love how he wont talk to you but he’s talking to the fucking tooth fairy”
– me
jess: text him and ask him if he brushes his teeth. are you texting him?
nikki: yes.
jess: he's probably just going to be like "who is this?"
nikki: i'll say it's his mom
so i just got a call from chelseah's phone
but it was chris allard, and after talking to him for five seconds he gave the phone to someone else who said
“mandy, you have a really hot name but you’re gross”
so uh, that’s cool.
less than 3 hours
awesome.
“seriously, the first time i’ve had sex in a while and it was with...”
– tashina after i jumped into her car and crushed her at the drive ins
Nate is homeeeeeeeeeeee
ok, here's how it is
i love michael jackson. from jackson 5 until his pale days, he was great. nothing made me more stoked for halloween than hearing “thriller” on the radio. i think michael jackson ruled, just like everyone else. BUT.
ALL DAY ON MTV?
ALL DAY ON 92.9?
that’s too much for me. i can’t do it.
“i am freaking out bc every channel is something about michael jackson and if we...”
– mandalina (via chelseamontani)
“Dead and Gone(Cover)” - Metro Station
txtsfrmlstnght:
(802): you know you’ve been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the dirt road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
figures one of the only two 802 submissions is about a fucking dirt road. thanks a lot vermont.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(508): ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
this thought just made me really depressed. how many guys think like this?!
Decoded
dearoldlove:
After a day of loitering downtown, I run to the nearest department store to douse myself in cologne like you used to. Nothing reminds me more of you than the mixed smells of body odor, cigarettes, and Armani.
TUCKER?!
but really, did you really do this? because that would be insane that someone else does the same thing you do.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(310): My bra smells like weed because there’s weed in my bra
something tells me hannah greer has said this more than one time…
txtsfrmlstnght:
(551): Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead (201): NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just “Beat it”
R.I.P.
michael jackson and farrah fawcett in one day?! WTF GOD!
i don't do drugs bee tee dubbs.
this is why i need a therapist
Aild337: dont fuck with the beard its epic as shit hahahahahaahahahhaah
AmandaStar1046: noooo
AmandaStar1046: its disgusting
Aild337: lol
Aild337: im going to glue my pubes on chin and then see if chels is attracted to u
AmandaStar1046: HAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AmandaStar1046: omgggg
AmandaStar1046: HAHAHHAAH.
AmandaStar1046: ahhh.
AmandaStar1046: she would be.
AmandaStar1046: fuckkkk. myyyyy. lifeeeee.
Aild337: hahahaha
Aild337: y fuck ur life
AmandaStar1046: cuz the image in my head is horrible
Aild337: of my pubes all over ur face adn most likely in ur mouth and then chels jumping on u naked and dry humping ur pube infested chin?
Aild337: that image??????///
AmandaStar1046: im killing myself right now, sorry if i dont respond
i just woke up my 11 yr old sister
to ask her if we have pudding.
i think that mean’s i’m fat.
or a bad sister.
oops.
i’m sorry for all the trouble i put you and your heart through.
“so sean just said ‘i’m, just laying down the law’ and i said...”
– hahahahhahahahhahhaha (i was drunk)
arghhhh i’m at chelseahs and i can’t figure out how to get to her webcam
i just talked to a special best friend on the...
and all i have to say is
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
i'm so annoyed
since the beginning of last week, my Unicel phone has been switched over to the AT&T coverage, and therefor acts like it is roaming (even though we have been assured we will not be charged with roaming fees). because of this, my phone will not automatically update my email, and worse than that, it will not send emails. i have been trying to mobile update my tumblr all week to no avail.
“Jupiter” - Class Clown
this has been...
dooms day: nate's moving
no one has ever left me before, even if it’s just for a few weeks or a month. the downs have been sooo down, but the ups have made up for it. i’m going to miss my best friend, and i guarantee i will regret every second we spent fighting when i see him board that ferry.
today is going to be a test.
“I’ve never told a lie,
and that makes me a liar,
I’ve never made a...”
ryanhayden:
All Time Low - “Damned If I Do Ya...