Girls do what they WANT, boys do what they CAN.
blackhoods: (via falloutboyjess) What do you even mean by this? she means that she knows how to quote a song that she can somehow manipulate into fitting her own “life”.
i missed the acacia strain today. boo.
the internet is awesome.
blackhoods: He Is Legend - That’s Nasty So, I...
chels the dino: mwahahaha PEEKA BOOOB
AmandaStar1046: are you kidding?
chels the dino: what?!
AmandaStar1046: im sitting here with no shirt on
AmandaStar1046: and you just freaked me the fuck out
AmandaStar1046: i thought my webcam was on or something
chels the dino: hahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I’m her mom! No you’re notttt!– kittens inspired by kittens. so epic.
"Daylight" - Matt and Kim →
we will never sleep, cuz sleep is for the weak, no we will never rest, til...– “diamonds aren’t forever” bring me the horizon
scene sluts by state 2.0
they want noodz of me. hahahaahahahaha. http://www.anonib.com/_sceneslutsbystate/index.php?t=395
pas⋅sion –noun 1. any powerful or compelling emotion or feeling, as love or hate. 2. strong amorous feeling or desire; love; ardor. 3. strong sexual desire; lust. 4. an instance or experience of strong love or sexual desire. 5. a person toward whom one feels strong love or sexual desire. 6. a strong or extravagant fondness, enthusiasm, or desire for anything: a passion for...
every moment i am happy, a little part of me gets more scared. every moment i’m sad, a little part of me says i told you so. every moment i try not to care, a little part of me gets more attached. every moment i feel bad for you, a little part of me gets mad.
i almost sent a nude picture to my tumblr instead of email. my bad!
(321): Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is...– Texts From Last Night yeah fuck off!
Tashina: thats like saying "have you seen Mandy in real life? Her boobs are bigger"
Me: well duh, its 3D versus 2D
Me: dimensions!!! Dimensionsssss!
Tashina: Mandy's bra size is 3D, not 2D!=
um Chelseah’s drinking alcohol because she’s thirsty and we have no...
Kayla: what does ep stand for?
Me: electronic propaganda, or wait, propagandas not always a good thing, i can't remember
Kayla: no thats like hitler finding out about the internet!=
I haven’t smiled this much in a while. Something wicked this way comes.
props to bridget
for the best music posts ever this week.
drawing-cowboys: 12minds: Regina Spektor -...
(973): would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase “bigass...– texts from last night yes. yes it would be inappropriate. STOP CALLING ME THE “BTB” CHELSEAH MONTANI. (BTB stands for big titty bitch. point proved.)
I just took a nice, long, hot, clean, naked shower
bridgetbbycakes: for the first time in a week heh But I still smell somewhat like campfire and I have some dirt on me still MY CATS ARE SO CUTE! I got home and was about to take stuff out of the car and Coco comes running to me and meows frantically like he’s going to die if I don’t play with him, it was so cute. I left my blanket in the car because I’m going back on Sunday and it’s pointless...
sticking up for my best friend:
steal our loveboat and we’ll cut you
i love michael cera.
chelseamontani: tonight i went to my best friend mandalinas house and we talked about how her day was and she told me stories. THEN THEN THEN THEN THEN… we played game cube- mario cart EXTREME. it was so fun. i KICKED her ASS! i also had to sit 3 inches away from the tv on top of the cat kennel to keep my brother from changing the channel with the remote he wouldn’t surrender.
i have this friend named hannah greersy
but i fear we are no longer friends? even though we went to denny’s completely trashed together. and i had a dream about her telling me about licking testicles. but there was no response to my text message!
CODY MADRONA-- THIS ONE'S FOR YOU
iamnotnickbooth: txtsfrmlstnght: (904): He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said ” you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator”. BAHAHAHAHHA you say this as if cody would ever look at tumblr. no. that would make him a “tumblr cunt” just like he calls me.