July 2009
Girls do what they WANT, boys do what they CAN.
blackhoods:
(via falloutboyjess)
What do you even mean by this?
she means that she knows how to quote a song that she can somehow manipulate into fitting her own “life”.
i missed the acacia strain today. boo.
the internet is awesome.
creeper
chels the dino: mwahahaha PEEKA BOOOB
AmandaStar1046: dude.
AmandaStar1046: are you kidding?
chels the dino: what?!
AmandaStar1046: haha
AmandaStar1046: im sitting here with no shirt on
AmandaStar1046: and you just freaked me the fuck out
AmandaStar1046: i thought my webcam was on or something
chels the dino: hahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I’m her mom! No you’re notttt!
– kittens inspired by kittens. so epic.
"Daylight" - Matt and Kim →
we will never sleep, cuz sleep is for the weak, no we will never rest, til...
– “diamonds aren’t forever” bring me the horizon
scene sluts by state 2.0
they want noodz of me. hahahaahahahaha.
http://www.anonib.com/_sceneslutsbystate/index.php?t=395
pas⋅sion
–noun
1. any powerful or compelling emotion or feeling, as love or hate. 2. strong amorous feeling or desire; love; ardor. 3. strong sexual desire; lust. 4. an instance or experience of strong love or sexual desire. 5. a person toward whom one feels strong love or sexual desire. 6. a strong or extravagant fondness, enthusiasm, or desire for anything: a passion for...
every moment i am happy, a little part of me gets more scared. every moment i’m sad, a little part of me says i told you so. every moment i try not to care, a little part of me gets more attached. every moment i feel bad for you, a little part of me gets mad.
stupid.
i almost sent a nude picture to my tumblr instead of email. my bad!
(321): Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is...
– Texts From Last Night
yeah fuck off!
dimensional
Tashina: thats like saying "have you seen Mandy in real life? Her boobs are bigger"
Me: well duh, its 3D versus 2D
Tashina: ...
Me: dimensions!!! Dimensionsssss!
Tashina: Mandy's bra size is 3D, not 2D!=
um Chelseah’s drinking alcohol because she’s thirsty and we have no...
hail
Kayla: what does ep stand for?
Me: electronic propaganda, or wait, propagandas not always a good thing, i can't remember
Kayla: no thats like hitler finding out about the internet!=
I haven’t smiled this much in a while. Something wicked this way comes.
props to bridget
for the best music posts ever this week.
(973): would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase “bigass...
– texts from last night
yes. yes it would be inappropriate. STOP CALLING ME THE “BTB” CHELSEAH MONTANI.
(BTB stands for big titty bitch. point proved.)
I just took a nice, long, hot, clean, naked shower
bridgetbbycakes:
for the first time in a week heh
But I still smell somewhat like campfire and I have some dirt on me still
MY CATS ARE SO CUTE! I got home and was about to take stuff out of the car and Coco comes running to me and meows frantically like he’s going to die if I don’t play with him, it was so cute. I left my blanket in the car because I’m going back on Sunday and it’s pointless...
sticking up for my best friend:
steal our loveboat and we’ll cut you
i love michael cera.
COOL DUDE!
chelseamontani:
tonight i went to my best friend mandalinas house and we talked about how her day was and she told me stories.
THEN THEN THEN THEN THEN…
we played game cube- mario cart EXTREME.
it was so fun.
i KICKED her ASS!
i also had to sit 3 inches away from the tv on top of the cat kennel to keep my brother from changing the channel with the remote he wouldn’t surrender.
i have this friend named hannah greersy
but i fear we are no longer friends? even though we went to denny’s completely trashed together. and i had a dream about her telling me about licking testicles.
but there was no response to my text message!
CODY MADRONA-- THIS ONE'S FOR YOU
iamnotnickbooth:
txtsfrmlstnght:
(904): He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said ” you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator”.
BAHAHAHAHHA you say this as if cody would ever look at tumblr.
no. that would make him a “tumblr cunt” just like he calls me.