look at this precious gem i just found →
i need someone to hack into a phone for me!
IT'S SO ENTERTAINING...IT KEEPS WINNING THOUGH →
ailan: runningwolves: somethingintellectual: yerawizardharry:(via tyrotoxism) OMG THNX. I AM ENTERTAINED NOW 8D THAT IS SO CREEPY. 2/2!! D: I did Susie Salmon and answered no for about all of them and it got it :o oh shit. I did Sam Elliott, but the fucker guessed some Japanese dude. Worst game ever. this. shit. guessed. barney. how the fuck did it know.
so, i don’t know what it feels like to have a real nude of myself floating around the internet, but i know what it feels like to have a fake one, and let me just say, it’s funny and frustrating. funny, because that girl doesn’t look anything like me if you actually take a look, and funny that people would take the time to label her as me, and funny that people want to see nudes...
Seven Days Personal Ad →
CHELSEAH!!!!!! i found my boyfriend on sevendays!!!!!!!!!
where’d you get that ring, the superbowl?– Jupiter sooooooooo funny :]
I can't remember.
jessock: the last time my hair was actually in a bun, besides field hockey.. everytime my hair is wet it’s always down because i can’t put it up when it’s wet… hmm… oh and from a direct source;; Traffic cone dick?! AHAHHAH WHAT THE FUCK?!??? gaspppp. what’s this nonsense? traffic cone dick? taylor cook? nooo wayyyyy.
fucking gray rain cloud over my head today. shit’s MADDDD weak.
yesterday at work i had like three words from a line of a song stuck in my head: “in the wild”, and it was driving me crazy because i would kind of have the tune in my head and then it would disappear. i just realized it was the cobra song you quoted. thanks buddy :] “when you were a child, i was lost in the wild, but you built a home for me in the road, i was born in the cold,...
your love is so wifi
rip dj am :<
where are these drake bell nudes i keep hearing about?
just got home from work. medium salsa is too hot for me!
i claim thats photoshop
ATTN: does anyone have a unicel phone i could have?!!? i’d be forever grateful.
moving on to my fourth cup of caffeinated tea this morning. feels good to be alert.
shopping list for winter wardrobe (as if):
just above the knee skirts opaque tights pretty scarves glitzy belts who wants to go to the salvation army/goodwill/really cheap places?
amandayoo22: secretmandalina: amandayoo22: going on a diet. I’m sick of being fat. number one, you’re not fat. if you are fat, then i’m doomed. you’re fucking beautiful, no liess. number two, fix that cellular telephone you have, i’ve been trying to text you! Thanks mandy but i’m still gonna diet:] and i’m trying..It wont work, i’m going to at&t before work so i hope they’ll fix...
amandayoo22: going on a diet. I’m sick of being fat. number one, you’re not fat. if you are fat, then i’m doomed. you’re fucking beautiful, no liess. number two, fix that cellular telephone you have, i’ve been trying to text you!
i like the tumblupon feature, especially when i tumblupon my friends.
ATTN: does anyone have a unicel phone i could...
ok nickbooth, here we go.
i really need a new phone, the lights on the side of this one aren’t even entertaining anymore
MY MOM BOUGHT ME A FAIR TICKET AND A RIDE BRACELET TICKET :]
yesterday some nasty dudes walked by tucker and made fun of him for being gay and called him a gay ass raping fuck, and i flipped out, got in their faces, and made them apologize. tucker didn’t even notice. way to go. ha.
you know who you are
Waiting for your call, I’m sick, (call) I’m angry (call) I’m desperate for your voice Listening to the song we used to sing In the car, do you remember Butterfly, Early Summer It’s playing on repeat, Just like when we would meet Like when we would meet
I LOVE YOU MANDY
heatherbotnode: have my heart? yesplz <3 :]
Joe Cocker is my jam.
my 11 yr old sister and i have switched places...
her: my nightlight isn't working and i'm scared so i'm taking the hallway nightlight
me: NO! now i'm going to be scared if i get up to go to the bathroom!
her: my big horse stuffed animal has been blocking that nightlight so it won't make a difference because you can't see it to begin with!
me: YESSS IT WILL. put the horse in your room and pretend it's blocking your nightlight and THAT won't make a difference.
her: no. you're gay. the end.
hell’s kitchen is addicting.
i’m having the worst luck with phones. after my nice htc phone broke i started using my pink razr, now that broke, so i started using chelseah’s silver razr, now that’s dead and my chargers aren’t working, so i’m using my old old first phone that lights up on the sides and is tiny.
october 4th is my birthday
My sister is.
jessock: 19 years old and cries more than anyone i’ve ever known. seriously. stfu. act your age. move out? >:| dislike. have some heart!
prettyxinxpink: ilove chelsea montani, annnd i did not mean to forget her in my last post. im sorry darling. <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333[<—thats infinant love right there] jealous :<
by the way
bridgetbbycakes: I look nothing like myself in that video, at all :o i was about to say, wow bridget you’ve really changed!!
I’m extremely fascinated with Cannibalism. I would eat another human… if they...– WHY would you say that? what the fuck….? (via jessock) look at her, apparently she already has eaten other humans… chels has a fascination with this girl. it’s hilarious.