gelfling: Wait you guys what was the name of that band from New York that was always coming to Burlington and they sucked and slept with a bunch of underage fat girls? What were they called I’m trying to remember. god i wish everyone would shut the fuck up. the only part of this statement that is true is “band from new york that was always coming to burlington”.
just kill me.
whoa. where did the Directory go?
:): feeling so much like crap. my mom has been... →
bonjourchat: feeling so much like crap. my mom has been nagging me for the past 2 months about what I wanted to do for my birthday, even though I already had a plan and had told her several times. so she kept nagging, because that’s what she does best. “if you don’t do something with your friends for your last… bridget, i want you to know that your birthday party at pizza putt a few...
also, he sends letters to his lady friend. he writes her name in calligraphy. this is the cutest thing i have ever heard. why does no one write me nice letters? recieving a letter in the mail is one of the most exciting things that happens to me.
i just said this to mike:
“i get extreme paranoia. i would leave the front door open until i turned every single light in the apartment on bcuz in my head i imagined someone being inside to kill me and if the front door was still open i’d have a better chance of running outside quickly. i would check all the closets every time i came home and before i went to bed and i always left a flashlight on the bathroom...
I wonder if anyone looks at me and thinks "wow,...
i try to relax and keep myself calm, but i have a lot of social anxiety. i never really think about it because i try to stick with my group of friends and i work a lot so i’m not out of my comfort zone often, but when it’s in my face it is severe. i work in retail and have my whole life, so making small talk and being friendly isn’t a problem. it’s being in interactive...
I need to get laid
samanthaisit: What a conundrum
when will you stop wanting to pour over these memories and emotions with me? i fear.
Anonymous asked: Wait, you have stretched lobes? How come you never show in pictures? When did you start and how big have you gotten them?
Anonymous asked: I agree with your anon.
bonjourwhitney asked: Who follows someone they find annoying? Oh, internet. I adore you Miss Mandy!
That's all <3
That's all <3
Anonymous asked: ok, yur disgusting and nobody cares. stop posting these ask boxes because clearly if nobody is asking you questions, we don't care about your life. all yur doing is annoying the fuck out of your followers. go away already. FAR FAR AWAY.
i had a terrible fucking evening. distract me.