mymannequin: indefinitegold: got to spend all day with shannon ate the best salad in existence at rira’s saved some businessmen at rira’s from being crushed by my table’s umbrella flying away then got a round of applause ran into teresa and remembered how much she rules bought perfect fitting new jeans then realized i’ve lost a pant size met someone with the same modest mouse tattoo as...
all tumblr is about is sex and food. i am so hungry.
i watched talladega nights for the first time last...
and i can’t stop laughing in my head about everything ricky bobby’s youngest son said.
ohthethrillthatkills: oh, goddamnit | hot hot...
supmoses asked: you know my sister!?
oprahnoodlemantra: markslurpee: ifshewantsmeyeah: Jim: “Stanley just drank OJ out of my mug, and didn’t seem to realize that it wasn’t his hot coffee. So the question has to be asked: is there no limit to what he won’t notice?” this whole intro omg This.
LIGHTS To Go On US Headlining Tour
propertyofzack: LIGHTS will be releasing her brand new album, Siberia, on October 4th and has just announced a US headlining tour in support of the release. Check out the dates below by clicking “Read More”. Read More more fun music released on my birthday.
thedailywhat: Heartwarming Tearjerker of the Day: A Kirkland, Washington, man says he found a mysterious Cavalier King Charles Spaniel in his driveway carrying an even more mysterious note. “Please take care of Mr. B. He is a King Charles Cavalier Spaniel,” reads a letter Paul Wu found inside a bone-shaped case attached to the six-year-old dog’s collar. “My parents got divorced and Mr. B was...
i need a good home cooked meal. helppp.
there’s some good times coming up in my future. i am counting the days.